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  • Sunday March 3rd 07:30PM
  • Eagle Witt
  • Realizing his passion for stand up, Eagle began his career in 2014. His routines are grounded in social commentary and storytelling. His bi-racial Jamaican and Jewish background provides a source of diverse perspective and his likability allows him to connect with audiences.  He is a Comedy Cellar regular and the youngest comic with his picture on the wall. In 2017 he won The Devil Cup. In 2018 he was a finalist in Comedy Madness as well as well as NY Funniest as a part of the New York Comedy Festival. Both are very prestigious completions. He recently won the 2022 Comix Roadhouse Competition. His credits are growing and already include Comedy Central, HBO, Amazon Prime, Kevin Harts LOL NETWORK, SiriusXM, etc. He has nearly 300K followers on TikTok and over 60K followers on Instagram. You can find him on both at @eaglewittofficial
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  • Monday March 4th 08:00PM
  • Support The Port
  • Every monday at 8 the port puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes prior.​Tickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale. 
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  • Tuesday March 5th 09:00PM
  • Support The Port
  • Every tuesday at 9 the port puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes Tickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale. 
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  • Friday March 8th 07:30PM
  • Mike Cannon
  • Mike Cannon is a New York City-based comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor. 2023 has already been a big year for Mike: He has headlined at some of the world’s most iconic venues – including a sold out performance at Gramercy Theatre in his hometown of NYC – and worked as a contributing producer, writer and panelist for ViceTV's Super Maximum Retro Show hosted by Chris Distefano.In 2022, Mike released two independently produced hour specials on Youtube – Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake, a crowd work special on edibles, and White Privilege Homeless – both of which received wide praise from fans, comedians, and critics alike. His debut comedy special, Life Begins, was released on YouTube in January 2020 and earned a spot on Laugh Button’s Top 35 Comedy Specials of 2020. The album version of Life Begins was released in February 2020 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records, and was recognized as one of Interrobang’s Top 11 Albums of 2020 as well as one of Sirius/XM Raw Dog Radio’s Top 10 Comedy Albums of 2020. Mike’s first comedy album, I Think It Just Kicked In, debuted at #1 on the iTunes comedy charts and has over 5 million streams.Outside of stand-up, Mike has made a name for himself in both acting and writing. He earned critical acclaim for his performance as lead character Mike in the feature film Timing, which is available on Amazon Prime, and he can be seen on the popular Barstool Sports series Friday Night Pints and Answer The Internet, Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore on Comedy Central, as well as Blake Griffin’s Double Cross, Greatest Ever, and Top Funniest, all on TruTV. Additional appearances include Failosophy and Money From Strangers on MTV, Red Eye on Fox, and MSG’s The Bracket. He was a contributing writer and performer on MTV2’s Guy Code, co-host of Cosmopolitan Magazine’s series Sexy vs Skanky, and a featured performer on VH1’s Why Am I Still Single?Currently, Mike co-hosts Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano and hosts two digital series, Heads Up with Mike Cannon and Mike Takes Edibles. He co-hosted Here’s the Scenario podcast with fellow comedians Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow, as well as Irish Goodbye Podcast and the popular weekly web series The Weed News with Mike Cannon. Mike is a regular guest on Sirius/XM Radio, including recurring features on The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, KFC Radio, Barstool Radio, Barstool Breakfast, and The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder and Bennington.When he’s not on his nationwide tour, he plays all the major New York City clubs, including the Comedy Cellar and New York Comedy Club. It makes no difference to him whether he’s performing in a club, bar, casino, elevator (done that twice), parking lot, rooftop, on a fake beach in front of a freight train, or in technically-legal underground speakeasies; comedy is his life. Mike is ded
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  • Friday March 8th 09:45PM
  • Mike Cannon
  • Mike Cannon is a New York City-based comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor. 2023 has already been a big year for Mike: He has headlined at some of the world’s most iconic venues – including a sold out performance at Gramercy Theatre in his hometown of NYC – and worked as a contributing producer, writer and panelist for ViceTV's Super Maximum Retro Show hosted by Chris Distefano.In 2022, Mike released two independently produced hour specials on Youtube – Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake, a crowd work special on edibles, and White Privilege Homeless – both of which received wide praise from fans, comedians, and critics alike. His debut comedy special, Life Begins, was released on YouTube in January 2020 and earned a spot on Laugh Button’s Top 35 Comedy Specials of 2020. The album version of Life Begins was released in February 2020 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records, and was recognized as one of Interrobang’s Top 11 Albums of 2020 as well as one of Sirius/XM Raw Dog Radio’s Top 10 Comedy Albums of 2020. Mike’s first comedy album, I Think It Just Kicked In, debuted at #1 on the iTunes comedy charts and has over 5 million streams.Outside of stand-up, Mike has made a name for himself in both acting and writing. He earned critical acclaim for his performance as lead character Mike in the feature film Timing, which is available on Amazon Prime, and he can be seen on the popular Barstool Sports series Friday Night Pints and Answer The Internet, Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore on Comedy Central, as well as Blake Griffin’s Double Cross, Greatest Ever, and Top Funniest, all on TruTV. Additional appearances include Failosophy and Money From Strangers on MTV, Red Eye on Fox, and MSG’s The Bracket. He was a contributing writer and performer on MTV2’s Guy Code, co-host of Cosmopolitan Magazine’s series Sexy vs Skanky, and a featured performer on VH1’s Why Am I Still Single?Currently, Mike co-hosts Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano and hosts two digital series, Heads Up with Mike Cannon and Mike Takes Edibles. He co-hosted Here’s the Scenario podcast with fellow comedians Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow, as well as Irish Goodbye Podcast and the popular weekly web series The Weed News with Mike Cannon. Mike is a regular guest on Sirius/XM Radio, including recurring features on The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, KFC Radio, Barstool Radio, Barstool Breakfast, and The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder and Bennington.When he’s not on his nationwide tour, he plays all the major New York City clubs, including the Comedy Cellar and New York Comedy Club. It makes no difference to him whether he’s performing in a club, bar, casino, elevator (done that twice), parking lot, rooftop, on a fake beach in front of a freight train, or in technically-legal underground speakeasies; comedy is his life. Mike is ded
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  • Saturday March 9th 07:00PM
  • Mike Cannon
  • Mike Cannon is a New York City-based comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor. 2023 has already been a big year for Mike: He has headlined at some of the world’s most iconic venues – including a sold out performance at Gramercy Theatre in his hometown of NYC – and worked as a contributing producer, writer and panelist for ViceTV's Super Maximum Retro Show hosted by Chris Distefano.In 2022, Mike released two independently produced hour specials on Youtube – Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake, a crowd work special on edibles, and White Privilege Homeless – both of which received wide praise from fans, comedians, and critics alike. His debut comedy special, Life Begins, was released on YouTube in January 2020 and earned a spot on Laugh Button’s Top 35 Comedy Specials of 2020. The album version of Life Begins was released in February 2020 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records, and was recognized as one of Interrobang’s Top 11 Albums of 2020 as well as one of Sirius/XM Raw Dog Radio’s Top 10 Comedy Albums of 2020. Mike’s first comedy album, I Think It Just Kicked In, debuted at #1 on the iTunes comedy charts and has over 5 million streams.Outside of stand-up, Mike has made a name for himself in both acting and writing. He earned critical acclaim for his performance as lead character Mike in the feature film Timing, which is available on Amazon Prime, and he can be seen on the popular Barstool Sports series Friday Night Pints and Answer The Internet, Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore on Comedy Central, as well as Blake Griffin’s Double Cross, Greatest Ever, and Top Funniest, all on TruTV. Additional appearances include Failosophy and Money From Strangers on MTV, Red Eye on Fox, and MSG’s The Bracket. He was a contributing writer and performer on MTV2’s Guy Code, co-host of Cosmopolitan Magazine’s series Sexy vs Skanky, and a featured performer on VH1’s Why Am I Still Single?Currently, Mike co-hosts Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano and hosts two digital series, Heads Up with Mike Cannon and Mike Takes Edibles. He co-hosted Here’s the Scenario podcast with fellow comedians Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow, as well as Irish Goodbye Podcast and the popular weekly web series The Weed News with Mike Cannon. Mike is a regular guest on Sirius/XM Radio, including recurring features on The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, KFC Radio, Barstool Radio, Barstool Breakfast, and The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder and Bennington.When he’s not on his nationwide tour, he plays all the major New York City clubs, including the Comedy Cellar and New York Comedy Club. It makes no difference to him whether he’s performing in a club, bar, casino, elevator (done that twice), parking lot, rooftop, on a fake beach in front of a freight train, or in technically-legal underground speakeasies; comedy is his life. Mike is ded
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  • Saturday March 9th 09:30PM
  • Mike Cannon
  • Mike Cannon is a New York City-based comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor. 2023 has already been a big year for Mike: He has headlined at some of the world’s most iconic venues – including a sold out performance at Gramercy Theatre in his hometown of NYC – and worked as a contributing producer, writer and panelist for ViceTV's Super Maximum Retro Show hosted by Chris Distefano.In 2022, Mike released two independently produced hour specials on Youtube – Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake, a crowd work special on edibles, and White Privilege Homeless – both of which received wide praise from fans, comedians, and critics alike. His debut comedy special, Life Begins, was released on YouTube in January 2020 and earned a spot on Laugh Button’s Top 35 Comedy Specials of 2020. The album version of Life Begins was released in February 2020 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records, and was recognized as one of Interrobang’s Top 11 Albums of 2020 as well as one of Sirius/XM Raw Dog Radio’s Top 10 Comedy Albums of 2020. Mike’s first comedy album, I Think It Just Kicked In, debuted at #1 on the iTunes comedy charts and has over 5 million streams.Outside of stand-up, Mike has made a name for himself in both acting and writing. He earned critical acclaim for his performance as lead character Mike in the feature film Timing, which is available on Amazon Prime, and he can be seen on the popular Barstool Sports series Friday Night Pints and Answer The Internet, Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore on Comedy Central, as well as Blake Griffin’s Double Cross, Greatest Ever, and Top Funniest, all on TruTV. Additional appearances include Failosophy and Money From Strangers on MTV, Red Eye on Fox, and MSG’s The Bracket. He was a contributing writer and performer on MTV2’s Guy Code, co-host of Cosmopolitan Magazine’s series Sexy vs Skanky, and a featured performer on VH1’s Why Am I Still Single?Currently, Mike co-hosts Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano and hosts two digital series, Heads Up with Mike Cannon and Mike Takes Edibles. He co-hosted Here’s the Scenario podcast with fellow comedians Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow, as well as Irish Goodbye Podcast and the popular weekly web series The Weed News with Mike Cannon. Mike is a regular guest on Sirius/XM Radio, including recurring features on The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, KFC Radio, Barstool Radio, Barstool Breakfast, and The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder and Bennington.When he’s not on his nationwide tour, he plays all the major New York City clubs, including the Comedy Cellar and New York Comedy Club. It makes no difference to him whether he’s performing in a club, bar, casino, elevator (done that twice), parking lot, rooftop, on a fake beach in front of a freight train, or in technically-legal underground speakeasies; comedy is his life. Mike is ded
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  • Sunday March 10th 07:30PM
  • Julio Diaz
  • JulioDiaz is a Dominican-American stand-up comedian born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. Julio’s charismatic style along with his candid and witty take on every day life has been a hit in the underground comedy scene and mainstream comedy clubs for years.Comedy is more than just getting on stage and making people laugh – it’s about making light of day-to-day experiences. Julio’s material stems from overcoming adversity, moving from job-to-job, financial struggles, and of course navigating dating challenges!Julio made his international comedy debut at the Netflix Is A Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles where he was 1 of 8 comedians selected for Introducing… Netflix’ platform to highlight the future stars of stand-up comedy! He has a Don't Tell Comedy Special and has headlined Don't Tell shows in Pittsburgh, Columbus, and New York, to name a few. Julio continuously tours with Ralph Barbosa and has been opening Ralph's sold-out comedy shows.Catch him when he brings his hysterical observational comedy to clubs and theaters near you!
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  • Monday March 11th 08:00PM
  • Support The Port
  • Every monday at 8 the port puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes prior.​Tickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale. 
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  • Tuesday March 12th 09:00PM
  • Support The Port
  • Every tuesday at 9 the port puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes Tickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale. 
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  • Wednesday March 13th 08:00PM
  • Trivia x comedy
  • Is you Smart? Come test your knowledge at our Trivia X Comedy show. 4 rounds or fun, brain tickling trivia with the DMV’s funniest comedians in between rounds. Prizes will be given out throughout the night including to the winners. Bring your squad and see if your up to the challenge…
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  • Thursday March 14th 08:00PM
  • Bassam Shawl
  • Bassam Shawl is an NYC based stand-up comedian, writer, and actor originally from Syracuse, New York.He’s a regular at The Stand Comedy Club, BKYLN Comedy Club, and various clubs across the country, has appeared on Amazon Prime, and was selected in 2023 as a “Comic to Watch” at the New York Comedy Festival.
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  • Friday March 15th 07:30PM
  • Carmen Lynch
  • Carmen Lynch has two new comedy specials currently streaming: one in English on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel titled “Queef Week” and one in Spanish on the streaming platform “Filmin” called “Carmen Lynch en Español.” Carmen also has a Dry Bar special called “Awkwardly Hot” and a multitude of late night TV appearances including The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late Show with David Letterman and Conan. She has also appeared on Inside Amy Schumer, That Damn Michael Che, Life & Beth and the documentary Hysterical (produced by Jessica Kirson.) Carmen can be found on all social media @carmencomedian.tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door or day of
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  • Friday March 15th 09:45PM
  • Carmen Lynch
  • Carmen Lynch has two new comedy specials currently streaming: one in English on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel titled “Queef Week” and one in Spanish on the streaming platform “Filmin” called “Carmen Lynch en Español.” Carmen also has a Dry Bar special called “Awkwardly Hot” and a multitude of late night TV appearances including The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late Show with David Letterman and Conan. She has also appeared on Inside Amy Schumer, That Damn Michael Che, Life & Beth and the documentary Hysterical (produced by Jessica Kirson.) Carmen can be found on all social media @carmencomedian.tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door or day of
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  • Saturday March 16th 07:00PM
  • Carmen Lynch
  • Carmen Lynch has two new comedy specials currently streaming: one in English on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel titled “Queef Week” and one in Spanish on the streaming platform “Filmin” called “Carmen Lynch en Español.” Carmen also has a Dry Bar special called “Awkwardly Hot” and a multitude of late night TV appearances including The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late Show with David Letterman and Conan. She has also appeared on Inside Amy Schumer, That Damn Michael Che, Life & Beth and the documentary Hysterical (produced by Jessica Kirson.) Carmen can be found on all social media @carmencomedian.tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door or day of
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  • Saturday March 16th 09:30PM
  • Carmen Lynch
  • Carmen Lynch has two new comedy specials currently streaming: one in English on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel titled “Queef Week” and one in Spanish on the streaming platform “Filmin” called “Carmen Lynch en Español.” Carmen also has a Dry Bar special called “Awkwardly Hot” and a multitude of late night TV appearances including The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late Show with David Letterman and Conan. She has also appeared on Inside Amy Schumer, That Damn Michael Che, Life & Beth and the documentary Hysterical (produced by Jessica Kirson.) Carmen can be found on all social media @carmencomedian.tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door or day of
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  • Sunday March 17th 06:00PM
  • Desi Alexander
  • Desi Alexander is a stand up comic/actor from Baltimore with a limitless talent to bring to the stage. Having a growing audience of over 600,000 followers that he entertains daily.He was a school teacher by day and comic by night before following his dream full time. His late father, named him after a bit from “Eddie Murphy Delirious” and the rest is history. He’s evolved into not only a great comic, but a writer and actor also featuring in movies and television. You can also catch his comedy sketch show series “Tonight’s Special Guest” on Amazon. He has also had a role in “Big 50,” “Sweet Dreams,” “Check Please” (Tubi) You don’t want to miss a show with Desi!He has performed with Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Tommy Davidson, Paul Mooney, and many other countless legends in comedy. He also writes and directs his own productions. This year Desi is headlining his own tour creating the “The Moving Target tour” all over the country.
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  • Sunday March 17th 08:30PM
  • Desi Alexander
  • Desi Alexander is a stand up comic/actor from Baltimore with a limitless talent to bring to the stage. Having a growing audience of over 600,000 followers that he entertains daily.He was a school teacher by day and comic by night before following his dream full time. His late father, named him after a bit from “Eddie Murphy Delirious” and the rest is history. He’s evolved into not only a great comic, but a writer and actor also featuring in movies and television. You can also catch his comedy sketch show series “Tonight’s Special Guest” on Amazon. He has also had a role in “Big 50,” “Sweet Dreams,” “Check Please” (Tubi) You don’t want to miss a show with Desi!He has performed with Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Tommy Davidson, Paul Mooney, and many other countless legends in comedy. He also writes and directs his own productions. This year Desi is headlining his own tour creating the “The Moving Target tour” all over the country.
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  • Thursday March 21st 08:00PM
  • Shane Torres
  • Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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