Upcoming Shows
- Sunday December 3rd 07:30PM
- Charm City New Talent Competition
- Interested in performing at the port? Here is your chance! Come out for our first new talent competition featuring some of the DMV 's fastest rising comics and maybe even people trying stand up for the first time! This show will be hosted by a club regular that will have you laughing from the jump!
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- Monday December 4th 08:00PM
- Support The Port
- Every Monday at 8 THE PORT puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes priorTickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale.
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- Tuesday December 5th 09:00PM
- Support The Port
- Every Tuesday at 9 THE PORT puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes priorTickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale.
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- Wednesday December 6th 07:00PM
- 90’s Trivia & Comedy!
- 90's Trivia and comedy is a bi-monthly night of 90's themed trivia and stand-up comedy, sponsored by Jack Daniels. The night features five rounds of trivia from the decade of high tops and hammer pants, along with five of the funniest comics from the DMV--in between rounds, brought to you by your dope hosts MikeSmith and Garrett Harvest. Grab a team and your Jnco jeans and join us at The Port Comedy Club for trivia, comedy and Jack Daniels drink specials!
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- Thursday December 7th 08:00PM
- Let’s Talk About it
- Umar will improvise a comedy show by riffing off of your responses to his questions and bantering with you, the audience! Come prepared to answer questions about your love life, family, job, hopes and dreams and whatever else comes to his mind! He will keep it light hearted and fun! The goal is to have a funny conversation and make everyone feel comfortable sharing about themselves!Click here to watch Umar’s crowd work special for free on YouTube! ABOUT THE HEADLINER...Umar Khan is a Baltimore comedian who has been performing for the past 12 years. He’s become a regular at clubs, colleges, independent shows, and local theaters in the Baltimore and DC areas. He has two comedy specials on YouTube. He released “Who Cares” in 2021 and “Umar Khan: Live in Baltimore” in 2018. He has performed at The DC Improv, Warner Theater in DC, 9:30Club, The Historic Sixth & I Synagogue, Hilarities in Cleveland, Punchline Philly, and Philly Helium. In 2016 he was invited to be on Tig Nataro’s Bentzen Ball in DC at the Kennedy Center. Umar has had the opportunity feature for great comedians like Tim Dillon, Mark Normand, The Daily Show’s Hasan Minhaj, Todd Barry, 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander, Greg Fitzsimmons, Kyle Kinane, and Hari Kondabolu
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- Friday December 8th 08:00PM
- D. Lo
- D.Lo aka RedcupLo is from Baltimore MD. Known for her quick wit and comebacks, she is a spitfire on the mic.She has broadened her span of experience by performing clubs like The Stand, DC Improv, Punchline, St Louis & Hartford Funnybone, and Magoobys with the likes of Mark Normand, Sam Morrill, Roy Wood, Rich Voss, Yamaneika Saunders, Damon Williams, Torrei Hart, Just Nesh, Gina Brillon, Gina Yashere, Pierre, Torrei Hart and Michael Rappaport.
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- Saturday December 9th 07:00PM
- Desi Alexander
- Desi Alexander is a stand up comic/actor from Baltimore with a limitless talent to bring to the stage. Having a growing audience of over 600,000 followers that he entertains daily.He was a school teacher by day and comic by night before following his dream full time. His late father, named him after a bit from “Eddie Murphy Delirious” and the rest is history. He’s evolved into not only a great comic, but a writer and actor also featuring in movies and television. You can also catch his comedy sketch show series “Tonight’s Special Guest” on Amazon. He has also had a role in “Big 50,” “Sweet Dreams,” “Check Please” (Tubi) You don’t want to miss a show with Desi!He has performed with Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Tommy Davidson, Paul Mooney, and many other countless legends in comedy. He also writes and directs his own productions. This year Desi is headlining his own tour creating the “The Moving Target tour” all over the country.
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- Saturday December 9th 09:30PM
- Desi Alexander
- Desi Alexander is a stand up comic/actor from Baltimore with a limitless talent to bring to the stage. Having a growing audience of over 600,000 followers that he entertains daily.He was a school teacher by day and comic by night before following his dream full time. His late father, named him after a bit from “Eddie Murphy Delirious” and the rest is history. He’s evolved into not only a great comic, but a writer and actor also featuring in movies and television. You can also catch his comedy sketch show series “Tonight’s Special Guest” on Amazon. He has also had a role in “Big 50,” “Sweet Dreams,” “Check Please” (Tubi) You don’t want to miss a show with Desi!He has performed with Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Tommy Davidson, Paul Mooney, and many other countless legends in comedy. He also writes and directs his own productions. This year Desi is headlining his own tour creating the “The Moving Target tour” all over the country.
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- Thursday December 14th 08:00PM
- Todd Rexx
- For almost 2 decades, Todd Rexx aka T-Rexx has been a natural who quickly wins over any audience with his cunning wit, over the top impersonations and brilliant crowd interaction. His on stage antics, accompanied by his twisted imagination, create a comedic concoction that captivates audiences, literally leaving them rolling in the aisles, crying for more. If you’re in the market for a new generation comedian, then look no further! Todd is a true disciple of crossover comedy, who applies his sheer talent and genius to create an off center style of comedy comprised of a mixed bag of personal experience, everyday observations, and hypothetical situations to connect with any audience.Born in Long Branch, New Jersey, Todd was adopted at birth by a loving caucasian couple and immediately scurried to his new home in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, a multi-cultural artsy suburb of Cleveland. There he attended different schools and at each one, to the dismay of his parents, quickly established himself as the "class clown." When Todd was ten, he and his family moved to Silver Spring, Maryland, where he continued to "bless" classrooms with impersonations, sound effects, jokes, and comedic antics that not only classmates would laugh at, but teachers and staff as well.Todd's talents have not been limited to live performances, however. Todd has made numerous television appearances, including BET’s Comicview (1994-2005), Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1995), HBO's Def Comedy Jam All-Stars, Comedy Factory (Netherlands), Raymond is Late (Netherlands), Rumbles (HDNet), Baggin' (VH1). He has also appeared in such films as Premonitions (Latte Stone Films), NTV (Grifftyme Productions), I'll Be Back (DeVry institute industrial film from Hope Productions), Love Jones (Newline Cinema), For the Love of Money (Pee-Air Productions), The Fear Chamber (Night Light Films). He is currently a card carrying member of the Screen Actors Guild as well as AFTRA. He also currently headlines shows globally. If you get the chance to see him live, do yourself a favor and do so.
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- Friday December 15th 07:30PM
- Darren Fleet
- It doesn’t take long to fall in love with the comedic humor of Darren Fleet. Fleet is making waves in the comedy world and if you’re smart, you’ll want to ride this one.He has performed live with the likes of Rickey Smiley, Karlous Miller, and the cast of “Wild ’N Out” amongst others. Fleet has been performing comedy strong for 5 years now and has graced stages throughout the US. He has performed and headlined at several comedy clubs including The Funny Bone, The Improv, Stardome, Comedy Zone, and Punchline Comedy Lounge, among others.Fleet has also been fortunate enough to showcase his talents at the BET Awards, Essence Festival, CIAA All-Star Weekend, and Bronner Bros Hair Convention. If comedy isn’t enough to keep him busy, he has decided to throw his hat into the acting arena. This fall, he will premiere his television show, “What Behooves Me,” which will air on ICTV.Fleet has built a following of more than 2 million followers on social media alone through his Instagram and Facebook with his humorous rants on various aspects of everyday life.Parking info for show! Closest parking garage is located at 805 S Caroline and it is a 4 min walk from the venue! People may also be dropped off right in front!
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- Friday December 15th 09:30PM
- Darren Fleet
- It doesn’t take long to fall in love with the comedic humor of Darren Fleet. Fleet is making waves in the comedy world and if you’re smart, you’ll want to ride this one.He has performed live with the likes of Rickey Smiley, Karlous Miller, and the cast of “Wild ’N Out” amongst others. Fleet has been performing comedy strong for 5 years now and has graced stages throughout the US. He has performed and headlined at several comedy clubs including The Funny Bone, The Improv, Stardome, Comedy Zone, and Punchline Comedy Lounge, among others.Fleet has also been fortunate enough to showcase his talents at the BET Awards, Essence Festival, CIAA All-Star Weekend, and Bronner Bros Hair Convention. If comedy isn’t enough to keep him busy, he has decided to throw his hat into the acting arena. This fall, he will premiere his television show, “What Behooves Me,” which will air on ICTV.Fleet has built a following of more than 2 million followers on social media alone through his Instagram and Facebook with his humorous rants on various aspects of everyday life.Parking info for show! Closest parking garage is located at 805 S Caroline and it is a 4 min walk from the venue! People may also be dropped off right in front!
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- Saturday December 16th 07:00PM
- Darren Fleet
- It doesn’t take long to fall in love with the comedic humor of Darren Fleet. Fleet is making waves in the comedy world and if you’re smart, you’ll want to ride this one.He has performed live with the likes of Rickey Smiley, Karlous Miller, and the cast of “Wild ’N Out” amongst others. Fleet has been performing comedy strong for 5 years now and has graced stages throughout the US. He has performed and headlined at several comedy clubs including The Funny Bone, The Improv, Stardome, Comedy Zone, and Punchline Comedy Lounge, among others.Fleet has also been fortunate enough to showcase his talents at the BET Awards, Essence Festival, CIAA All-Star Weekend, and Bronner Bros Hair Convention. If comedy isn’t enough to keep him busy, he has decided to throw his hat into the acting arena. This fall, he will premiere his television show, “What Behooves Me,” which will air on ICTV.Fleet has built a following of more than 2 million followers on social media alone through his Instagram and Facebook with his humorous rants on various aspects of everyday life.Parking info for show! Closest parking garage is located at 805 S Caroline and it is a 4 min walk from the venue! People may also be dropped off right in front!
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- Saturday December 16th 09:30PM
- Darren Fleet
- It doesn’t take long to fall in love with the comedic humor of Darren Fleet. Fleet is making waves in the comedy world and if you’re smart, you’ll want to ride this one.He has performed live with the likes of Rickey Smiley, Karlous Miller, and the cast of “Wild ’N Out” amongst others. Fleet has been performing comedy strong for 5 years now and has graced stages throughout the US. He has performed and headlined at several comedy clubs including The Funny Bone, The Improv, Stardome, Comedy Zone, and Punchline Comedy Lounge, among others.Fleet has also been fortunate enough to showcase his talents at the BET Awards, Essence Festival, CIAA All-Star Weekend, and Bronner Bros Hair Convention. If comedy isn’t enough to keep him busy, he has decided to throw his hat into the acting arena. This fall, he will premiere his television show, “What Behooves Me,” which will air on ICTV.Fleet has built a following of more than 2 million followers on social media alone through his Instagram and Facebook with his humorous rants on various aspects of everyday life.Parking info for show! Closest parking garage is located at 805 S Caroline and it is a 4 min walk from the venue! People may also be dropped off right in front!
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- Wednesday December 20th 08:00PM
- 90’s Trivia & Comedy!
- 90's Trivia and comedy is a bi-monthly night of 90's themed trivia and stand-up comedy, sponsored by Jack Daniels. The night features five rounds of trivia from the decade of high tops and hammer pants, along with five of the funniest comics from the DMV--in between rounds, brought to you by your dope hosts MikeSmith and Garrett Harvest. Grab a team and your Jnco jeans and join us at The Port Comedy Club for trivia, comedy and Jack Daniels drink specials!
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- Thursday December 21st 08:00PM
- Tanael "TJ" Joachim
- TJ is a Haitian born stand-up comedian who is currently based in New York City. He has made appearances on Gotham Comedy Live (AXS TV) and Good Day New York (FOX5). TJ has a very laid back, smooth, and conversational style. He jokes about race, society’s idiosyncrasies, and the inherent contrast between life in Haiti and America. TJ performs regularly at the Comedy Cellar, Gotham Comedy Club, and all the main clubs in NYC. He has opened for Janelle James, Colin Quinn, and Sean Patton. He has been a featured performer at the Netflix Is A Joke Fest. He's also performed at the Laughing Skull Festival, the Underground Festival, Rogue Island Comedy Festival. TJ is also an Op-Ed contributor for The New York Times. You can watch his special, JANUARY 3RD, on Amazon and listen to his album, SON OF HAITI, on all audio platforms.
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- Friday December 22nd 07:30PM
- Andy Haynes
- Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has also performed at Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as SXSW, Moontower, and Bumbershoot festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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- Friday December 22nd 09:30PM
- Andy Haynes
- Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has also performed at Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as SXSW, Moontower, and Bumbershoot festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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- Saturday December 23rd 07:00PM
- Andy Haynes
- Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has also performed at Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as SXSW, Moontower, and Bumbershoot festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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- Saturday December 23rd 09:30PM
- Andy Haynes
- Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has also performed at Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as SXSW, Moontower, and Bumbershoot festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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- Thursday December 28th 07:30PM
- Hen house
- ITS THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON! Kenny Rooster and Dicholas Cage are teaming up to bring you HEN HOUSE! Some of the area's best comedians are teaming up with some of the area's best drag performers and burlesque artists to bring you a night full of gags, googley eyes, giggles, twists, turns, death drops, jaw drops, full stops, and most of all… LIFE CHANGING GOOD TIMES!!!! So come on out! Dress to impress- whether that means serving a look or serving “I just got off work get tf out of my face”, and don't forget those dollar bills, baby!!!
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- Wednesday January 3rd 08:00PM
- David Jolly
- There is no on or off button for David Jolly. A fountain of funny in all situations, Jolly’s minutes behind the mic are an extension of his round-the-clock boisterous antics. Six years into his comedy career, he enjoys audiences that crave his presence. The Florida native did not always have a reason to smile. Surviving the broken foster care system as a child and fighting through a coma in 2010, Jolly harnessed his inner strength and channeled it through comedy. He took inspiration from Dave Chappelle, and persistently crafts a set designed to connect with people of all kinds.David Jolly fan base and audience reaches all across the U.S. now with over 20K followers on Facebook and over 1 million monthly impression Jolly is ready to take his talents on the road. Thanks to his tagline Hastag "#IKYFL, which means "I Know You Fucking Lying." Chicago, Detroit, Houston, Memphis, Dallas and of course his hometown of Orlando are amongst the top cities where David Jolly is getting a lot of attention. Appearing frequently on the number 1 live podcast “Kill Tony” and a door guy at “The Comedy Mothership”. He recently was a guest on the panel in which that episode surpassed 1 million views in 72 hours.
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