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  • Tuesday March 19th 09:00PM
  • Support The Port
  • Every tuesday at 9 the port puts on a totally free showcase featuring some of the very best comedians in the dmv. You have seen these comics at the world famous DC improv, magoobys joke house, Helium Comedy Club in Philly, and along side some of the best comedians in the country...beer, wine and cocktails for sale, bring your own food! Door 30 minutes Tickets are moving fast. Guarantee your free ticket here. Get $2 off your first drink with presale. 
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The Boiler Room
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  • Wednesday March 20th 08:00PM
  • The Boiler Room
  • Every Wednesday at 8 the port is proud to present a totally free showcase featuring some of the best in the DMV. Comics do a set then pull from a bucket of audience suggested topics. Great drink and food options!  Door 30 min prior. Tickets are going quickly for this show. $2 off your first drink with presale reserved here! 
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Shane Torres
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  • Thursday March 21st 08:00PM
  • Shane Torres
  • TICKETS ARE GOING FAST FOR THIS SHOW. $25 FOR ADVANCE TICKETS ONLINE, MORE EXPENSIVE IF BOUGHT AT DOOR, BUY IN ADVANCE! Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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  • Friday March 22nd 07:30PM
  • Shane Torres
  • TICKETS ARE GOING FAST FOR THIS SHOW. $25 FOR ADVANCE TICKETS ONLINE, MORE EXPENSIVE IF BOUGHT AT DOOR, BUY IN ADVANCE! Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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Shane Torres
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  • Friday March 22nd 09:45PM
  • Shane Torres
  • Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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  • Saturday March 23rd 07:00PM
  • Shane Torres
  • TICKETS ARE GOING FAST FOR THIS SHOW. $25 FOR ADVANCE TICKETS ONLINE, MORE EXPENSIVE IF BOUGHT AT DOOR, BUY IN ADVANCE! Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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  • Saturday March 23rd 09:30PM
  • Shane Torres
  • TICKETS ARE GOING FAST FOR THIS SHOW. $25 FOR ADVANCE TICKETS ONLINE, MORE EXPENSIVE IF BOUGHT AT DOOR, BUY IN ADVANCE! Shane Torres is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and sometimes actor who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As a standup comedian Shane has appeared on CONAN (twice), THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, NBC’S LAST COMIC STANDING, HALF HOUR SPECIAL WITH COMEDY CENTRAL, and THIS WEEK FROM THE CELLAR on Comedy Central just to name a few. He released his debut album "Established 1981" with Comedy Central records to rave reviews in 2018. You can see him touring all around the world at comedy clubs, concert venues, and some of the most prestigious festivals. Shane has been heard on popular podcasts such as BERTCAST, COMEDY BANG BANG, ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING, GUYS WE FUCKED, SAVAGE LOVE PODCAST, DOUG LOVES MOVIES, RISK and a slew of more. His podcast NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE with Kyle Kinane is available via ALL THINGS COMEDY wherever you get your podcasts. Shane has been seen acting alongside household names for NBC’S RED NOSE DAY and on IFC’S COMEDY BANG BANG. In 2019 Shane was one of a handful of comedians invited to perform on Will Smith’s THIS JOKA. Shane has also hosted his own series for Comedy Central called SHANE TORRES CONQUERS YOUR FEARS and a show for Paramount Plus named HOW GOOD CAN IT GET WITH SHANE TORRES. Shane has also been seen as a panelist on multiple television shows across a variety of networks. He has been reviewed by numerous media outlets including The New York Times, Onion AV Club, GQ UK, and more. “Mr. Torres has a laconic drawling delivery with deliberate pacing, placing him firmly in the tradition of dry deadpan specialists like Tig Notaro and Todd Barry. But his style is warmer, relying on punchlines with corkscrew turns that have moments of vulnerability and even melancholy.” — The New York Times.
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  • Sunday March 24th 08:00PM
  • Alvin Kuai
  • Alvin is based in New York City where he is a regular at the Comedy Cellar and other clubs in the city. He's been featured on Amazon Prime, Sirius XM, and the Fubo network. He performed twice in the New York Comedy Festival, in 2021 as "Comic to Watch" and 2019 as "Best of New Talent." He was selected to perform at SF Sketchfest 2022 and the 2021 Red Clay Comedy Festival. He was also a finalist in the 2019 Devil Cup. He has over 200K followers across social media platforms and currently tours the country headlining various comedy venues.
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  • Wednesday March 27th 08:00PM
  • Trivia x comedy
  • Is you Smart? Come test your knowledge at our Trivia X Comedy show. 4 rounds or fun, brain tickling trivia with the DMV’s funniest comedians in between rounds. Prizes will be given out throughout the night including to the winners. Bring your squad and see if your up to the challenge…
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  • Friday March 29th 07:30PM
  • Aaron Berg
  • Aaron’s world record breaking documentary about stand up comedy in NYC “25 Sets" is now available on Amazon.  Aaron made his Comedy Central debut on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING in 2016 and has made two appearances on AXS TV’s LIVE AT GOTHAM as well as appearances on GOTHAM VR, BIG JAY OAKERSON’S “WYFD?!?” and Comedy Central’s Roast Battle Season 2 and DC comics’ feature film THE KITCHEN.Aaron has also authored two books out currently. Mr Manners and American Etiquette. His 5 albums are available on iTunes and Amazon “COMEDY COLTRANE”, "Mr. Manners: Live From Long Island City", “UNSCRIPTED” and American Etiquette live from the New York Comedy Festival.
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  • Friday March 29th 09:45PM
  • Aaron Berg
  • Aaron’s world record breaking documentary about stand up comedy in NYC “25 Sets" is now available on Amazon.  Aaron made his Comedy Central debut on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING in 2016 and has made two appearances on AXS TV’s LIVE AT GOTHAM as well as appearances on GOTHAM VR, BIG JAY OAKERSON’S “WYFD?!?” and Comedy Central’s Roast Battle Season 2 and DC comics’ feature film THE KITCHEN.Aaron has also authored two books out currently. Mr Manners and American Etiquette. His 5 albums are available on iTunes and Amazon “COMEDY COLTRANE”, "Mr. Manners: Live From Long Island City", “UNSCRIPTED” and American Etiquette live from the New York Comedy Festival.
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  • Saturday March 30th 07:00PM
  • Aaron Berg
  • Aaron’s world record breaking documentary about stand up comedy in NYC “25 Sets" is now available on Amazon.  Aaron made his Comedy Central debut on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING in 2016 and has made two appearances on AXS TV’s LIVE AT GOTHAM as well as appearances on GOTHAM VR, BIG JAY OAKERSON’S “WYFD?!?” and Comedy Central’s Roast Battle Season 2 and DC comics’ feature film THE KITCHEN.Aaron has also authored two books out currently. Mr Manners and American Etiquette. His 5 albums are available on iTunes and Amazon “COMEDY COLTRANE”, "Mr. Manners: Live From Long Island City", “UNSCRIPTED” and American Etiquette live from the New York Comedy Festival.
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  • Saturday March 30th 09:30PM
  • Aaron Berg
  • Aaron’s world record breaking documentary about stand up comedy in NYC “25 Sets" is now available on Amazon.  Aaron made his Comedy Central debut on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING in 2016 and has made two appearances on AXS TV’s LIVE AT GOTHAM as well as appearances on GOTHAM VR, BIG JAY OAKERSON’S “WYFD?!?” and Comedy Central’s Roast Battle Season 2 and DC comics’ feature film THE KITCHEN.Aaron has also authored two books out currently. Mr Manners and American Etiquette. His 5 albums are available on iTunes and Amazon “COMEDY COLTRANE”, "Mr. Manners: Live From Long Island City", “UNSCRIPTED” and American Etiquette live from the New York Comedy Festival.
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